My active projects

• egothor - cross-platform search engine
• dwarf - deep web scanner
• stoic - high performance DB platform

Unix Jokes?

Two of the most famous products of Berkeley are LSD and Unix. I do not think that this is a coincidence...

# ar m God
ar: God does not exist

# ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

# If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

# make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

# sleep with me
bad character

# got a light?
No match.

# man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

# %blow
%blow: No such job.

# :(){ :|:& };:
:-)